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24 posts · updated when something pisses me off

Washington-Wood Fiction April 25, 2026

Trump Got "Evacuated" from the WHCA Dinner and I Don't Buy a Single Fucking Frame of It

Trump's approval is at 33%. His own MAGA base thinks Butler was staged. So naturally there's a "shooting" at the one dinner he boycotted for eight years — at the same hotel where Reagan was shot. No shooter ID. No motive. No details. Washington-Wood fiction at its finest.33% approval. MAGA says Butler was staged. Now a "shooting" at the WHCA dinner. Same Reagan hotel. No details. Washington-Wood fiction.

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MAGA Circus April 23, 2026

RFK Jr. Says Trump Has a "Different Way of Calculating" and Holy Shit He Wasn't Kidding

RFK Jr. told the Senate Finance Committee that Trump uses a "different way of calculating percentages." Then he said dropping a $600 drug to $10 is a "600% reduction." It's 98%. Warren pointed out TrumpRx charges $200 for a drug Costco sells for $16. The math doesn't math.RFK says Trump has "different math." $600 to $10 is "600% reduction." It's 98%. TrumpRx charges $200 for a $16 Costco drug. Morons.

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Economic Decline April 19, 2026

Trump Killed Duty-Free Shipping and Now UPS Charges You $12 Just to Pay Your Own Tariff Bill

Trump killed the $800 de minimis exemption. Every international package now gets hit with tariffs, brokerage fees, and a $12 UPS surcharge — just to collect duties at your door. The Supreme Court ruled the IEEPA tariffs unconstitutional. Nobody got a refund. UPS bragged about the revenue.$800 exemption dead. Every package tariffed. UPS charges $12 to collect. Supreme Court said it's illegal. No refunds. UPS bragging.

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MAGA Circus April 18, 2026

The Secretary of Defense Quoted Pulp Fiction at a Pentagon Prayer Service and Called It Scripture

Pete Hegseth stood at a Pentagon podium, opened his 'Deus Vult' Bible, and read a prayer that's word-for-word the fake Ezekiel 25:17 from Pulp Fiction. The Pentagon confirmed it was 'obviously inspired' by the film. This man runs the United States military and he's quoting Tarantino to bless a war.Hegseth quoted Pulp Fiction at the Pentagon and called it scripture. The Pentagon said yeah, obviously.

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Criminal Impunity April 18, 2026

Trump's DOJ Just Asked a Court to Erase the Convictions of the People Who Stormed the Capitol

Trump's Justice Department filed motions to vacate the seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers leaders — men sentenced to 10–22 years for planning the January 6 attack. They're already free. Now Trump wants the record erased entirely, like it never happened.22-year sentences. Seditious conspiracy. Now Trump's DOJ wants it all erased. Like Jan 6 never happened.

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MAGA Circus April 15, 2026

'Straits of Vermouth' — The Man in Charge of Your Money Can't Even Name the Waterway Driving Gas Prices

Bessent said 'Straits of Vermouth' instead of Strait of Hormuz on live TV. The DNC posted one word — 'Vermouth?' — with a photo of Hegseth. Two cabinet members roasted in one post. These people are running a government during a war and they can't name the strait or stay standing at a conference.Bessent said 'Straits of Vermouth.' DNC posted Hegseth's photo: 'Vermouth?' Two idiots. One roast.

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Coward Shit April 15, 2026

The Senate Had Three Chances to Stop This War and Chose Trump Every Time

The Senate voted down the Iran War Powers Resolution three times — March 4, March 18, March 24. Same result every time: 47-53. Fetterman was the only Democrat who crossed. Rand Paul was the only Republican who didn't. Congress had a chance to do its job and chose to be cowards.Three votes. Three failures. 47-53 every time. Congress chose cowardice.

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Bullshit Diplomacy April 15, 2026

The Ceasefire Expires in a Week and Nobody Has a Fucking Plan

The Iran ceasefire expires April 22. Islamabad talks collapsed. Trump started a naval blockade during the ceasefire. Both sides are violating terms. There is no plan for what comes next — just a ticking clock and a lot of warships.Ceasefire expires in a week. Talks failed. Blockade started. No plan.

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No Filter April 14, 2026

Two Congressmen Resign Over Sexual Misconduct and Congress Applauds Itself

Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzalez both resigned from Congress over sexual misconduct allegations — one Democrat, one Republican. Their resignation letters were read on the floor and met with bipartisan applause. Nobody mentioned the actual victims.Two predators resign. Congress applauds. Victims? What victims.

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Today's Bullshit April 14, 2026

Raskin Filed a 25th Amendment Bill and He's Not Wrong

Jamie Raskin introduced a bill to create a 17-member commission to assess Trump's fitness for office under the 25th Amendment. It has 50 co-sponsors. It won't pass a Republican House. But when a president threatens to destroy civilizations and posts himself as Jesus, the question isn't whether the bill goes anywhere — it's why it took this long.25th Amendment bill. 50 co-sponsors. Won't pass. But look at why it exists.

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MAGA Circus April 14, 2026

Trump Threw Riley Gaines Under the Bus and She Thanked Him for It

Riley Gaines — one of Trump's loudest supporters — said the AI Jesus post was blasphemous. Trump's response? 'I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually.' Her response to that? 'I love the President.' In twelve seconds she went from mild criticism to full submission. That's not loyalty. That's a hostage response.Gaines said one thing. Trump dumped her. She crawled back. Classic cult.

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No Filter April 14, 2026

The Woman Running Your Spy Agencies Was Raised in a Cult — and Has Switched Sides More Times Than a Seven-Year-Old at McDonald's

Tulsi Gabbard was born into the Science of Identity Foundation — a documented cult. Her parents led it. She met both husbands in it. Her guru told her what religion to claim. Former members say she never left. She now runs all 18 U.S. intelligence agencies with a $75 billion budget.Born into a cult. Groomed for politics by its guru. Switches sides like a 7-year-old at McDonald's. Runs all your spy agencies.

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No Filter April 14, 2026

Meet the People Actually Running This Country

Trump is the face. Kushner is pocketing $2 billion from the Saudis while negotiating the Iran war for them. Tulsi Gabbard has zero intelligence experience and runs all 18 spy agencies. Vance is whispering in a dementia patient's ear. This is your government.Kushner: $2B from Saudis, negotiates Iran war for them. Tulsi: zero intel experience, runs 18 agencies. Vance: the actual driver.

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No Filter April 14, 2026

This Isn't a War. It's an Oil Grab.

I can't sleep. Because somewhere between 3am and the morning news it hit me — Trump has zero intention of winning this war. Venezuela. Canada. Iran. Connect the dots. This isn't foreign policy. It's a global resource heist.Venezuela taken. Canada being squeezed. Iran next. It's one play. Control the oil. Rule everything that needs it to move.

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