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Washington-Wood Fiction April 25, 2026
Trump's approval is at 33%. His own MAGA base thinks Butler was staged. So naturally there's a "shooting" at the one dinner he boycotted for eight years — at the same hotel where Reagan was shot. No shooter ID. No motive. No details. Washington-Wood fiction at its finest.33% approval. MAGA says Butler was staged. Now a "shooting" at the WHCA dinner. Same Reagan hotel. No details. Washington-Wood fiction.
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MAGA Circus April 23, 2026
RFK Jr. told the Senate Finance Committee that Trump uses a "different way of calculating percentages." Then he said dropping a $600 drug to $10 is a "600% reduction." It's 98%. Warren pointed out TrumpRx charges $200 for a drug Costco sells for $16. The math doesn't math.RFK says Trump has "different math." $600 to $10 is "600% reduction." It's 98%. TrumpRx charges $200 for a $16 Costco drug. Morons.
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Economic Decline April 19, 2026
Trump killed the $800 de minimis exemption. Every international package now gets hit with tariffs, brokerage fees, and a $12 UPS surcharge — just to collect duties at your door. The Supreme Court ruled the IEEPA tariffs unconstitutional. Nobody got a refund. UPS bragged about the revenue.$800 exemption dead. Every package tariffed. UPS charges $12 to collect. Supreme Court said it's illegal. No refunds. UPS bragging.
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MAGA Circus April 18, 2026
Pete Hegseth stood at a Pentagon podium, opened his 'Deus Vult' Bible, and read a prayer that's word-for-word the fake Ezekiel 25:17 from Pulp Fiction. The Pentagon confirmed it was 'obviously inspired' by the film. This man runs the United States military and he's quoting Tarantino to bless a war.Hegseth quoted Pulp Fiction at the Pentagon and called it scripture. The Pentagon said yeah, obviously.
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Criminal Impunity April 18, 2026
Trump's Justice Department filed motions to vacate the seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys and Oath Keepers leaders — men sentenced to 10–22 years for planning the January 6 attack. They're already free. Now Trump wants the record erased entirely, like it never happened.22-year sentences. Seditious conspiracy. Now Trump's DOJ wants it all erased. Like Jan 6 never happened.
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MAGA Circus April 15, 2026
Bessent said 'Straits of Vermouth' instead of Strait of Hormuz on live TV. The DNC posted one word — 'Vermouth?' — with a photo of Hegseth. Two cabinet members roasted in one post. These people are running a government during a war and they can't name the strait or stay standing at a conference.Bessent said 'Straits of Vermouth.' DNC posted Hegseth's photo: 'Vermouth?' Two idiots. One roast.
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