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MAGA Circus April 15, 2026
Bessent said 'Straits of Vermouth' instead of Strait of Hormuz on live TV. The DNC posted one word — 'Vermouth?' — with a photo of Hegseth. Two cabinet members roasted in one post. These people are running a government during a war and they can't name the strait or stay standing at a conference.Bessent said 'Straits of Vermouth.' DNC posted Hegseth's photo: 'Vermouth?' Two idiots. One roast.
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Coward Shit April 15, 2026
The Senate voted down the Iran War Powers Resolution three times — March 4, March 18, March 24. Same result every time: 47-53. Fetterman was the only Democrat who crossed. Rand Paul was the only Republican who didn't. Congress had a chance to do its job and chose to be cowards.Three votes. Three failures. 47-53 every time. Congress chose cowardice.
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Bullshit Diplomacy April 15, 2026
The Iran ceasefire expires April 22. Islamabad talks collapsed. Trump started a naval blockade during the ceasefire. Both sides are violating terms. There is no plan for what comes next — just a ticking clock and a lot of warships.Ceasefire expires in a week. Talks failed. Blockade started. No plan.
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No Filter April 14, 2026
Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzalez both resigned from Congress over sexual misconduct allegations — one Democrat, one Republican. Their resignation letters were read on the floor and met with bipartisan applause. Nobody mentioned the actual victims.Two predators resign. Congress applauds. Victims? What victims.
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Today's Bullshit April 14, 2026
Jamie Raskin introduced a bill to create a 17-member commission to assess Trump's fitness for office under the 25th Amendment. It has 50 co-sponsors. It won't pass a Republican House. But when a president threatens to destroy civilizations and posts himself as Jesus, the question isn't whether the bill goes anywhere — it's why it took this long.25th Amendment bill. 50 co-sponsors. Won't pass. But look at why it exists.
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MAGA Circus April 14, 2026
Riley Gaines — one of Trump's loudest supporters — said the AI Jesus post was blasphemous. Trump's response? 'I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually.' Her response to that? 'I love the President.' In twelve seconds she went from mild criticism to full submission. That's not loyalty. That's a hostage response.Gaines said one thing. Trump dumped her. She crawled back. Classic cult.
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