<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9"
        xmlns:news="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-news/0.9">

  <!-- Core pages -->
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-15</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>1.0</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-10</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/about</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-10</lastmod>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/links</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-10</lastmod>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.6</priority>
  </url>

  <!-- Rant posts -->
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/straits-of-vermouth-bessent-hegseth-roasted</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-15</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/tulsi-gabbard-cult-runs-your-spy-agencies</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-14</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/the-people-actually-running-this-country</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-14</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/this-isnt-a-war-its-an-oil-grab</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-14</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/trump-posted-himself-as-jesus-iran-blockade</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-13</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/iran-blockade-oil-100-dollars-you-will-pay-it</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-13</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/trump-threatening-china-50-percent-tariff-iran-weapons</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-13</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/i-dont-care-if-iran-comes-back-to-the-table</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-13</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/trump-pardon-200-feet-oval-office</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-10</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/us-flexing-on-the-vatican-is-insane</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-09</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/dollar-slipping-oil-traded-in-yen-should-scare-you</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-09</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/trumps-cease-fire-didnt-last-half-a-day</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-08</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/pam-bondi-ducking-deposition-is-weak-as-hell</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-08</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/truth-social-morning-post-war-crimes-and-the-25th</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-07</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/trump-easter-egg-roll-autopen-rant-to-kids</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-07</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/the-cult-has-no-clothes</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-07</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/stop-calling-it-patriotism</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-06</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/accountability-died-and-nobody-noticed</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-05</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/the-media-isnt-the-enemy</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-04</lastmod>
    <changefreq>never</changefreq>
    <priority>0.8</priority>
  </url>


  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/senate-killed-war-powers-three-times</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-15</lastmod>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/ceasefire-expires-week-no-plan</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-15</lastmod>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/swalwell-gonzalez-resign-congress-shrugs</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-14</lastmod>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/raskin-25th-amendment-bill-trump-unfit</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-14</lastmod>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://nofucksgiven.org/rants/trump-riley-gaines-thrown-under-bus</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-04-14</lastmod>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.9</priority>
  </url>
</urlset>
